Tuesday, April 28, 2009

ohh GODDD

Ok, ok, ok. Just about to leave for the day but HAD to tell someone (so, myself) about what just happened.

Those who have been tuning in from the beginning, remember Abdahl? the sweet, one liner joke from the first post? he's back. back with a vengeance, and possibly with access to the key to my room.

To fill you in quickly, Abdahl was the moroccan boy who works at the hotel I'm staying in. He greeted me when I arrived after travelling for a million hours. He offered me a tuna wrap. I took it. He offered to show me around Manhatten that night. I said no, I was tired. (i was. but also, he had mentioned he only had 2 friends, and not to be a friend snob, but at that moment in time, I wasn't up for a two-friender, ok?) There it ended. or so I thought.

The next day, he asked me out to Manhatten again. the problem is, I KNOW NO ONE IN NEW YORK. he knows this. I know this. there are very few excuses in the world that involve no one but yourself. Try it yourself as a fun exercise.
'ohh I can't, I'm.. watching a film... alone'
'Sorry but I think i'm giving birth then...'
etc.
I pulled the 'ohh I don't know what i'm doing..' card. so he asked me to phone him. I, being polite said ok maybe, we'll see what happens. Surely, i thought, it really doesn't matter. Or perhaps the tuna wrap thing was a Moroccan rite of marriage I didn't know about, in which case, it really really does.

So. that brings me to this morning.
There I am, chomping away on breakfast (god i love breakfast) when suddenly, out of no-where, likely a springy puma, is Abdahl. Looking at me. With anger in his Moroccan eyes. 'Oh hi!' I say, with a mouthful of egg. No really, i had to chew for what seemed like FAR too many silent seconds as the glare well.. glared at me. there is a pause.
'You didn't call me' says Abdhal (i SWEAR to god, this is all true).
I'm slightly taken aback, but recover with the grace of the British
'oh, well, sorry, I couldnt really work out the phone in my room, and it was a bit late, so I thought-'
'You could have gone down to the front desk and asked them to dial for you'
'oh. erm. yes. I suppose. But as I said, it was 8 o clock, i'm still trying to fix my body to work to this countries time ahahahaaaha (small egg explosion)'
silence.
I try again 'But anyway, I'm off to work today, so not sure when I'll be back, they might keep me pretty late...'
more silence, then he says, slowly and (perhaps to my imagination, with slight menace) 'so, we won't get to see each other?'
now this one floors me. you just DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. god i miss the wonderful lovely sub-text of England.
I reply with 'ohhh I don't know ahahaha just so hard to know where i'll be as I don't have a schedule yet ahahaha... so... how come your not at University today?'- just desperately trying to move on, and he comes back with
'YOU KNOW I'm not GOING this semester!'
cripes.
So, i say what any warm blooded, vivacious, corner fighting Brit would say, which was
'I'm just going to get some more orange juice'.

oh dear oh dear. Any suggestions for the next move?

6 comments:

  1. tell him to f*ck the hell off and buy a stun gun. weirdo. seriously tash.

    Try to avoid him, and if he keeps going on, report him to staff...!! christ.


    lots of British loving,

    Katherine xxxx

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  2. this is 1/3 strange, 1/3 funny, 1/3 completely to be expected when visiting another country.

    keep doing what you're doing... then maybe he'll get bored of trying to tempt you out everyday.

    you're busy! be busy!. . . and hopefully, like one of the people in halls of residence you meet straight away but fail to hit it off with, he'll become a ghost of your new york past.

    i hope he's happy but seriously, if he persists and persists then maybe make a complaint??

    good luck
    x

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  3. would it be possible to give his tuna wrap back? maybe he only meant to lend it to you.
    stay safe x

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  4. i really dont think that will be possible kim. I dont mean to sound negative, but i really dont.

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  5. Yeah I'm with Katherine on this one, don't go for anything subtle. Don't see that he needs reporting, just tell the poor bugger you're not interested.

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  6. It could be worse - once, when me and my mum were staying in India, a hotel worker walked into her room while she was having a bath, and called her name. She said "I'm in the bath", obviously meaning "I'm in the bath, can you fuck off and come back later?" He interpreted this as "I'm in the bath, come in so you can perv on a slutty English lady", and walked into the bathroom to talk to her.

    We got him fired.

    As for your Abdahl problem, Allah (you set this up, so I'm just gonna keep running with it :P) values both honesty and kindness. So just tell him the truth, that you're busy, if that is true. And if it's not, make yourself busy. ;)

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